Roast

Priya used the Triple Captain to turn 2 points into 6. Devastating stuff.

Tom finished last in the league this week — 24 points, 38 behind You.

Alex owned the right player and gave the armband to the other one. 11 points, gone.

Tom spent 8 points to get worse. That takes commitment.

Alex doubled Salah's 2 points. Twice nothing is still nothing.

Priya doubled Gyokeres's 2 points. Twice nothing is still nothing.

Alex paid for 15 players and used 11 of the wrong ones. 11 on the bench.

Tom lost to the concept of an average by 17 points.

Everyone else had Saka and his 13 points. Tom went his own way, as usual.